last01standing: ([LOM] Sam Tyler)
Title: Fly by Night
Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with Merlin and make no profit from this endeavor.
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Merlin is the Great Dragon chained beneath Camelot
Author's note: Complete and utter crack.

Fly by Night )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: Assets
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is by no means mine. I’m just playing

Summary: In which frog DNA gives Alec boobs. (for the prompt of Genderswap over on [ profile] da_halloween)
Author's note: You know what holiday I love nearly as much as Halloween? APRIL FOOLS DAY! HAVE SOME CRACK!FIC.

Assets )
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Title: Kaboom!
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is by no means mine. I’m just playing
Summary/prompt: In his secret life, Normal is a demon hunter. [not as AU as you might think]
Author's note: Should have posted this here ages ago, but I forgot...

last01standing: (Default)
Title: My Brain Slug
Rating: PG
Timeframe: Sometime in Scrubs season six. No real spoilers outside the basic premise for Animorphs.
Summary: So Turk just extracted a brain slug from a patient, JD’s being stalked by a red-tailed hawk and Cox has been acting a little different. Not exactly your average day at Sacred Heart. [Crossover with Animorphs]
Disclaimer: I own nothing from either of the shows. This is for fun, not profit.
Author's Note: HTML doesn't like standard thought speak format. Instead, I've elected to use these: { }

My Brain Slug )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: Dial Tone
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: MAJOR for No Rest for the Wicked [3x16]
Warnings: Really, really, obscenely slapstick torture (yes, it’s possible). Also cursing.
Summary: The summary is spoilery ) The fic is crack. [Dean, No Rest for the Wicked]
Author’s note: Most, if not all, of this is [ profile] pyro_wizzard’s fault. She knows why.

Dial Tone )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: Guys in Bars
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Disclaimer: DA is not mine
So, these two guys walk into a bar
Author’s note: I think it’s something like three fic-a-thons in a row I’ve asked for White and Lydecker attempting to outbadguy each other. Clearly it is only my brain that concocts such wild plots.
Warnings: I love White to death, but in the end, I love Lydecker more. Also, this fic contains Insane Troll Logic.


last01standing: (SPN--Walk Away [Sam])
Title: Baking for the Dead
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I have no involvement with Pushing Daisies or Supernatural. This is just for fun.
Summary: In which the girl called Chuck and the Pie Maker runs across the brothers Winchester and a soul stealing demon.
Spoilers: Supernatural for All Hell Breaks Loose. Pushing Daisies for Pie-lette
Author’s note: For Christmas for [ profile] scornedsaint who gave me a list of characters and said pick two for a crossover. I picked Sam Winchester and Chuck.

Baking for the Dead )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: Volatility
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Dark Angel is emphatically not mine
Summary: Logan and Alec get drunk together. Wackiness ensues
Author’s note: For Christmas for [ profile] yourlivewire who wanted Logan and alec drinking together and bonding and max walking in after a while to hear them discussing her.

Volatility )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: Doppleganger
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Considering Doctor Who is actually older than I am…
Summary: Peter Petrelli meets the Ninth Doctor and is just a little freaked out.
Author’s note: For Christmas for [ profile] silverblade219 who wanted the Doctor meeting either Peter or Hiro (or future Hiro) just before trying to change history

”Doppleganger” )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: Strange Happenings
Rating: PG-13 (for sex talk)
Pairing: ML (but there’s actually no Max in this fic. Just Logan and Lydecker.)
Warnings: Very, very silly
Summary: When Lydecker called up out of the blue Logan was expecting an apocalypse or at very least a trap. Nothing like this.
Author’s note: I seem to be writing a lot of crack!fic lately. The epic Harry Potter Parody, The Grapefruit Chronicles and now this.

Strange Happenings )
last01standing: (Default)
Title: The Grapefruit Chronicles
Author: Insane Troll Logic
Rating: PG-13 (for sexing and cussing)
Disclaimer: I don’t look a thing like James Cameron
Summary: Max gives Logan fruit IN THREE DIFFERENT AND OMG SO COOL WAYS.
Author’s note: So in the middle of a very serious discussion on betas in a forum, Shywr1ter goes and says this “For example: if Max walked in and handed Logan a grapefruit, just as she did in the show, your readers would expect a pleased, articulate response from him, as he did in the show. If he a) broke down and wept like a baby; b) swore viciously and threw it back in Max's face; c) looked at her with huge, wide eyes and squealed, "OHMYGAWD, KEWL!!" your readers would immediately look for drugs, a concussion, a signal that this was a parody... or wonder what drugs the writer was taking!”

Naturally I ignore the part about the drugs and took it as a personal challenge. Shy kept egging me on. So I warn you, this is complete and utter CRACK.
The Grapefruit Chronicles )
last01standing: ([SGA] Sheppard)
Title:Close Encounter
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. Incidentally, neither is Supernatural
Summary: The Winchester boys run across the Doctor, Rose and a werewolf. Wackiness ensues.
Timeframe: Doctor Who post Tooth and Claw. Supernatural post Tall Tales. No real spoilers outside the general for either show.
Author’s Note
: This is written for [personal profile] scornedsaint because she’s a thoroughly awesome person, she got me hooked on Doctor Who, and well, it’s her birthday.

Close Encounter )
last01standing: ([SGA] Sheppard)
Title: Weak Spot
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. Incidentally, neither is Supernatural
Author’s Note: This was written for my friend, Erin's ([ profile] pyro_wizzard) birthday which I realize is in three days, but as I'm going out of town tonight, this goes up early. She told me she wanted a crossover between Supernatural and Harry Potter. It was to be a parody narrated by Neville. The result--was crack!fic. Happy birthday, Erin!
Summary:Voldemorts weak spot, as it turns out--rock salt

Weak Spot )
last01standing: (Doyle)
Title: Symoblic Everything
AUTHOR: You see her around as Insane Troll Logic, [ profile] spastic_visions and [ profile] trolllogicfics
Summary: A plane full of little boys crashes on an island where symbolism runs rampent. Spoofing Lord of the Flies mercilessly.Sucks to your ass-mar.
Rating: PG-13. If you read LotF, you can read this.
DISCLAIMER: Ok. I actually liked Lord of the Flies. I thought it was a good action story, it was magnificently done. But it still needs to be spoofed. Don't take this seriously. Oh. And Lord of the Flies is definately not mine. I'm far to literal for it.
Author's Note: This was one of those stories that I wrote and a copy managed to make around half the school. Then I put it on and well, it's probably my best received story. Which is strange considering I expected people to be all "You mock classic literature?! Fie! Fie on you!". Yet strangely, some people told me they planned to use it as cliff notes...
other note:For those of you who don't know, Macrocosm vs. Microcosm is a literary devices that Golding used in this book. Microcosms are this little parts that are sort of a subset of that big part. In this case, the macrocosm is WW2, and the micrososm is the little boys who are trapped on an island.

There's a pig's head on a stick in all of us )


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