Illegitimi non carborundum

Title: Assets
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is by no means mine. I’m just playing

Summary: In which frog DNA gives Alec boobs. (for the prompt of Genderswap over on da_halloween)
Author's note: You know what holiday I love nearly as much as Halloween? APRIL FOOLS DAY! HAVE SOME CRACK!FIC.

( Assets )

Title: My Brain Slug
Rating: PG
Timeframe: Sometime in Scrubs season six. No real spoilers outside the basic premise for Animorphs.
Summary: So Turk just extracted a brain slug from a patient, JD’s being stalked by a red-tailed hawk and Cox has been acting a little different. Not exactly your average day at Sacred Heart. [Crossover with Animorphs]
Disclaimer: I own nothing from either of the shows. This is for fun, not profit.
Author's Note: HTML doesn't like standard thought speak format. Instead, I've elected to use these: { }

( My Brain Slug )

Title: Volatility
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Dark Angel is emphatically not mine
Summary: Logan and Alec get drunk together. Wackiness ensues
Author’s note: For Christmas for yourlivewire who wanted Logan and alec drinking together and bonding and max walking in after a while to hear them discussing her.

( Volatility )

Title: Strange Happenings
Rating: PG-13 (for sex talk)
Pairing: ML (but there’s actually no Max in this fic. Just Logan and Lydecker.)
Warnings: Very, very silly
Summary: When Lydecker called up out of the blue Logan was expecting an apocalypse or at very least a trap. Nothing like this.
Author’s note: I seem to be writing a lot of crack!fic lately. The epic Harry Potter Parody, The Grapefruit Chronicles and now this.

( Strange Happenings )

Title:Close Encounter
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. Incidentally, neither is Supernatural
Summary: The Winchester boys run across the Doctor, Rose and a werewolf. Wackiness ensues.
Timeframe: Doctor Who post Tooth and Claw. Supernatural post Tall Tales. No real spoilers outside the general for either show.
Author’s Note: This is written for scornedsaint because she’s a thoroughly awesome person, she got me hooked on Doctor Who, and well, it’s her birthday.

( Close Encounter )

Title: Symoblic Everything
AUTHOR: You see her around as Insane Troll Logic, spastic_visions and trolllogicfics
Summary: A plane full of little boys crashes on an island where symbolism runs rampent. Spoofing Lord of the Flies mercilessly.Sucks to your ass-mar.
Rating: PG-13. If you read LotF, you can read this.
DISCLAIMER: Ok. I actually liked Lord of the Flies. I thought it was a good action story, it was magnificently done. But it still needs to be spoofed. Don't take this seriously. Oh. And Lord of the Flies is definately not mine. I'm far to literal for it.
Author's Note: This was one of those stories that I wrote and a copy managed to make around half the school. Then I put it on fanfiction.net and well, it's probably my best received story. Which is strange considering I expected people to be all "You mock classic literature?! Fie! Fie on you!". Yet strangely, some people told me they planned to use it as cliff notes...
other note:For those of you who don't know, Macrocosm vs. Microcosm is a literary devices that Golding used in this book. Microcosms are this little parts that are sort of a subset of that big part. In this case, the macrocosm is WW2, and the micrososm is the little boys who are trapped on an island.

( There's a pig's head on a stick in all of us )