“I don’t get it,” John says. “I mean it’s like a cross between figure skating and soccer.”

Mary very nearly dumps him on the spot.

I must say she shows admirable restraint. As a soccer player from a hockey family, any boyfriend who says that to me is so gone =P

She might fall in love right then. Just a little bit.

Its ok Mary. It's physically impossible not to love Wayne Gretzky.

I love this Mary so freaking much, because I'm a female rugby player and my significant other better be able to deal with my ability to dump tackle them. This was freaking awesome. I love it so so so much.