Please, Barney's not really Barney and never has been. He's actually a cyborg sent back in time to protect Robin Scherbatsky from the sky-net fiasco. See, it's her unborn child that is going to be the leader of the resistance and without him, the whole world is lost. *clears throat* That was going to be my second guess.

I was so excited when I saw your Dean icon! What can you do but love them boys, right?

AND you're spastic_visions? How do you find the time to be awesome in so many fandoms (I actually have you listed as a favorite author on FF.net and didn't even realize you were the fantastic creator of the "Sammy finds Alec" verse until then. Clearly I'm made of fail. Wow, that's a lot of fangirling on my part...um, I'm just going to go, over, uh, there now.)